America! Fuck Yeah!

I have spent a lot of time lately discussing with various people the things that are wrong with our country.  Therefore, I thought I would try to maintain some balance and write a post about the things that are right with America because even though I loathe my government, I love my country.  For starters, I love that I can write a blog post about how much I hate our government.  Although the day may come when the government censors such posts, that day is not today.  I love that my country has afforded me the opportunity to grow up from an impoverished childhood to a college graduate with letters after my name.  I love that I don’t have a curfew and if I want to walk to 7-eleven at 2 in the morning to get a slurpy, I can if I want to.  I love that I have the right to own a gun and can shoot any bastard who comes through my door uninvited.  I love that I can vote in any election regardless of my income or education level or what sex I am.  I love that I have the right to choose who I want to marry and I could even marry a guy if I swung that way.  I love that I can stand on the steps of the United States Capitol and scream words like, “Karl Rove is a lying fucker!” (Which I have done by the way.)  I love that our country has one of the best transportation infrastructures in the world.  I love that our economy is stable and jobs are readily available to anyone who wants one.  I love that I can write a blog post with words like ‘bastard’ and ‘fucker’.

Im Eriq Kiltz and I approved this message.